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Sex toys OH YEA!! There’s no denying it we love them, they make our climaxes so much more intense.
Are you thinking about introducing sex toys into your bedroom? If it’s your first time, then there is a great chance that you must be thinking about how to start a conversation about it with your partner.
We can imagine you are having a million different conversations with yourself like a crazy person.
First of all, we will tell you about the best sex toys for couples first time experience:
What is the bullet, this is an enhanced pleasurable gift from the Gods, it’s classic, ultra-discreet, great stimulation, affordable and it’s pretty simply to use and clean. And Ohhh guys when you are performing your oral, your partner can hold it against the underside or tip of the penis or even on your balls and for the ladies’ clits and nipples it’s a heavenly sensation.
It’s more expensive but who doesn’t like being adventurous with the freedom for great foreplay with wired or wireless remote control, you can use it anywhere, like slip inside your underwear and enjoy the egg sweet stimulation multi speeds vibrations. And do not forgot to pass the remote to your partner for extra fun.
People looking for the penetrative sex can opt to begin with a reasonably price vibrating cock ring especially the dolphins or rabbit ears ones, the vibrations during penetration gives the clit heavenly climax. It is an exciting toy that can restrict the blood flow to your suga stick & gives a harder, stronger and prolonged level of erection. BTW, Not all cock rings vibrate so double-check before you buy!
Now, let’s talk about the way to begin the conversation with your partner about trying sex toys.
“Clear you throats, have a shot of rum for the nerves, use a cute nickname to lighten the mood, maybe a glass of wine too.”
Have a discussion first
Please DO NOT Introduce sex toys directly to your bedroom, imagine you having a 9” Chocolate Dildo with a strap on their ready and waiting this is a completely horrible, awful and bad idea. Instead of that, discuss with your partner & tell him/ her how it can be beneficial, fun, new adventure for both of you before bring it.
Use a non-threatening sex toy
Yes, we know you loveeee your Dildo and fave Rabbits but Pleaseeeee leave em’ nicely tucked away in your drawer to avoid insecurities, especially with some guys and their egos who hate sex toys maybe because they are big or longer than their willie. It will be best to start with one of the toys that we have mentioned above. They will help him/her to get used to these types of sex toys.
Explain it will pleasure both
There is a myth that sex toys are only made for women, but the reality is males can have the same type of pleasure with them. You need to explain & impress your partner so that he/she become ready for it.
Stay honest
Tell them the exact reason on why you want to add sex toys, whether it is spicing up things in the bedroom or just satisfaction for both of you. Telling complete truth is important.
We are done….. xoxoxox Good luck
Life is too short, Have Fun & Be Naughty!
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Gathering the information for this blog was amazing the pickup lines shared by strangers, friends, and family were unbelievable downright corny, hilarious and perverted.
So, Gals and Guys sit back, have a glass of wine “like we did” or whiskey, grab a pen and paper and take notes.
Let’s go… Honeys
Some of the pickup lines “SERIOUSLY” we had to read over like 10 times and still didn’t get it like how the hell you managed to let these ones slip off your tongue,
Shorty, Is your father, a drug dealer ….. GOSH you look DOPE.
Shorty, you are the sugar in my frutee.
Hi, Is your name Wi-Fi …. Because I think we have a connection.
Girl, Excuse me can I have directions… to your heart.
As we continued reading and had moments we swear it literally turned black and suddenly heard the crickets chirping, for this one
Cornflakes looka milk
And Suddenly we had to burst out laughing, this may just work, worth a shot. Let us know! Pickup lines are the best ways to break the ice, getting a number or maybe a first date.
It’s adorable how people referring to her/him as an angel, but quite funny hahahaha how we can compare a person with an angel since we have NEVER ever seen one before....Like
Excuse me I was wondering if u cud touch my arm so I could tell my friends I was touched by ah angel.
Psst, I must must be in heaven cause you must be an angel standing in front of me.
Sweet boy, where are you hiding your wings?
Girl, Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
However it’s a smooth and brilliant way to be surely remembered, might get a date."blink blink"
We think everyone has a little perversion in them, now these pickup lines with a sexual hint into the mix,
Cutie, say me…me…u forgot the d….. There’s no d in me…Not yet lol.
Psst, Hi shorty, My name is Dean, Just so you know what to scream later...
You know why I’m like a squirrel? Because I want to bury my nuts in you.
If I told you I work for GPO, would you let me handle your package?
Personally we don’t think it will go over great but then again it all depends on the person you meet, like we say GO BIG OR GO HOME!
We are done…xoxoxo
We do not take any responsibility if you attempt these pickups lines we salute!
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